He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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