You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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