I can feel you judging me through the phone.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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