Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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