Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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