I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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