im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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