If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
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