Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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