trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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