We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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