...so i touched it.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
