just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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