I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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