And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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