Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
