I don't think brook has ever known best
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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