People with herpes should wear stickers.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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