How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
You made out with two different species that night
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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