There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Randomize