Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Randomize
