id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
we made out on top of his cat.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
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