i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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