can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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