Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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