remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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