Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize