lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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