I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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