let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
she pinky promised me she was 18
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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