You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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