do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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