Whod you bang
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Do plants get herpes?
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