I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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