Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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