The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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