I want to walk on stilts...naked
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
