you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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