Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
