hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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