love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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