yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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