Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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