in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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