I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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