ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Found your dick twin last night
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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