you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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