no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
