if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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