The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
How many fucks given?
0.12846
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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