My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
