I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
false alarm, still single
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