white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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