super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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