Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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