She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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